1. You spelled Samuel L.Jackson wrong in the post. Now he’s gonna hunt you down and kill you! Then where will I get my boob pics and penis jokes?

  2. Qmak

    “Does my hat…look…effeminate?”


    “Say what again. I dare you.”

  3. EricLR

    Yep great, another “Snakes on a Plane” joke. Very amusing.

  4. He looks like a hairless bat

  5. “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking nerds in this motherfucking conference hall! can I get my check now?”

  6. Batu Khan

    For a man who virtually created an entire language based on the word ‘fuck’ sitting through Comic-Con must be like watching the Star Wars prequels was for us.

  7. “Sigh…..mutherfukkin white people.”

  8. The why the fuck do I have to be here with all these fucking dorks and losers look.

  9. Isn’t there even one Black Widow cosplayer to recruit into my Avengers Initiative (hotel room) who weighs less then 150lbs?*Sigh*

  10. How can a hat not give a damn?

  11. “I lost bet. I had to dress like the main characters in Driving Miss Daisy – at one time.”

  12. journalschism

    “I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.”

  13. John Cocktosen

    Fucking dorks.

  14. JohnMV

    Fuck him. He’s a racist asshole who screams all his lines.

  15. “Hell, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing here either…”

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