superficial

  1. Why doesn’t he just fist her, and get it over with?

  2. But you can’t go in the water until 45 minutes after you’ve eaten, but he is eating in the water, but to get out of the water he would need to swim which he can’t do until 45 minutes after he has eaten…illogicial…Norman coordinate…Boom.

  3. alex

    Two in the pink, one in the stink….

  4. C’mon, babe, let me shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet.

  5. I’d be breaching like a Seaworld dolphin too if someone had a finger in my ass.

  6. DiegoAD

    The caption should read “Michelle Hunziker and Tomaso Trussardi playing the roles of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders.”

  7. And she’s pregnant, right?

  8. Those are going in…

  9. Cock Dr

    A single photo still really doesn’t capture this moment. We need video.

  10. He had a sudden appetite for fish.

  11. donkeylicks

    Somebody a Chobits fan?

  12. “C’mon, everybody. Gather ’round. This fucker’s going for it right here in front of God and everyone.”

  13. I didn’t realise she was a squirter ….

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