1. you start looking like shit after you’ve been jonesing for the One Ring for too long.

  2. And that is how a play date with Macaulay Culkin ends…

  3. Reminds me of when Khalid Sheikh Mohammed got caught.

  4. EricLR

    Fresh from a trip to Frankie Muniz’s hair stylist.

  5. Slappy Magoo

    Cut him some slack, lots of actors don’t get a chance to wipe off their stage makeup before leaving the theater…

    oh…he WASN’T performing?

    …yikes…

  6. Whatever drugs is on, I do not want.

  7. The Pope

    Has he never heard of sunglasses?

  8. I’m cookin’ with gas. I’ve gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad. Yeah. That’s your spinal cord. Baby. Dig it. Who’s the man? I’m the man. I’m a bad man. How bad? Real bad. I’m a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness. Yeah, baby, yeah! I’m the Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!

  9. Odbarc

    I think his attraction to older women has brought him to a night of S&M with Betty White.

  10. Cock Dr

    It’s remarkable how one person can look dead yet extremely animated at the exact same time.

  11. Who knew the Noel Coward ‘theater’ had glory holes?

  12. TheGhost

    “Hey Daniel, how’s that farm land you bought in Columbia doing?”
    “Great, great, just spent the weekend there, going back tomorrow.
    Yeah, it’s great, doing great, haven’t slept in a week, doin’ great I tell ya!”

  13. Just came to me, I was trying to remember what he reminded me off. He looks just like the creepy killer kid in Sin City, Kevin, that Elijah Wood played.

  14. The Original Shawn

    He looks like that monkey thing Chris Kattan used to play in those SNL skits.

  15. Nosferatu at the club…

  16. “Hey, Daniel, want another cup of coffee?”

  17. journalschism

    Know what’s funny? Coming to a Daniel Radcliffe pic on “The Superficial” and seeing the comment count. Laughing before I even scroll.

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