1. ruckus

    When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re going to see some serious shit.

  2. EricLR

    No, no, no “Twins” sequel!

  3. “Stop. Please. For the last time, read the nametag. It’s Danny. not Bilbo.”

  4. ” I wash my balls with these. Just like a regular guy.”

  5. “No, I am not Peter Dinklage’s daddy.”

  6. I thought the guy from Time Team had died? (one for the UK folk, that)

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Trust me… I do not diddle kids.

  8. blerg

    I had no idea ALF was still relevant.

  9. The man is a fucking legend.

  10. gooch

    Okay, Mr. DeVito… how many limoncellos did you have this time?

  11. I heard they had to pull him off the ComicCon panel. He was drunk, belligerent, and whenever he was asked questions, all his answers were short.

  12. Let the breast exams begin!

Leave A Comment