1. Hey caption guy, you left out Sarah Jessica Parker.

  2. EricLR

    He thinks he can talk to horses now.

  3. BP

    Imagine how much Coke she can blow through those nostrils!

  4. Thought balloon from the horse: “I knew this piece of shit movie would be a bomb.”

  5. ‘Seriously? How about shoving another dozen rings of douche on that hand of yours.”
    “Heheh…wait…dude, did that horse just speak to you?”

  6. Johnny’s not comfortable around animals wearing more accessories than him.

  7. “He may be called Silver, Johnny, but when you rub oatmeal on your nuts at feeding time it’s pure gold!”

  8. cc

    Seriously, Amber Heard is dating this fucking guy?

    – The Horse

  9. J.D.

    “Yes, those ARE lovely shoes, Jessica…”

  10. renotastic

    “Don’t tell him it’s bombing in the States.”

    “He knows, Armie! Shut the fuck up!”

  11. Well fuck, I spent $50 million on this magic unicorn figuring it would all come in from the movie, and now the damned horn fell of so it’s probably not even a real magic fucking unicorn!

  12. Schadenfreude

    Johnny Depp patting the only creature to have gone to the premiere of The Lone Ranger.

  13. John Cocktosen

    I thought it was Prince Charles and Camilla celebrating the birth of his new grandson.

  14. “Take it easy Silver.”
    “Fuck you Depp!… It’s bad enough you two are box office poison! Now, when are you going to take these drugs out of my ass?”

  15. Jenn

    Depp and the horse need to be put out to pasture.

  16. “We named him Elmer cuz someday he’s going to be G-L-U-E !”

  17. There, there, Silver. Don’t worry: you won’t have to watch the movie.

  18. Hung Lo

    Is it allowed to pet the royal family member’s noses??

  19. JJ

    love him!!! and his pink nailpolish

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