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  1. Pickle Nose

    Somebody needs to explain this. Is there a legitimate reason his wardrobe is becoming more military-centric, or is he just that much of a douche?

    • Trek Girl

      He’s in a military movie called “Fury”. It’s in pre-production right now, so he’s most likely just getting in character and getting used to wearing military gear.

  2. BP

    Is this guy like the worst dresser ever…Loser!

  3. Hey, hold up there soldier. Where ya goin’ with that birdhouse?

  4. Be all you can be

  5. EricLR

    Great, the one soldier that the enemy DOESN’T try to kill

  6. You can stop wearing camoflauge. Nobody is looking for you.

  7. Slappy Magoo

    Right! A soldier! THAT’S what the Village People was always missing!

  8. “Well I’m gonna go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you. I don’t need anything except these iPod earbuds…and that’s it and that’s the only thing I need. and this hat…this hat and the ipod earbuds, that’s all I need. and this rucksack…this rucksack and this hat and the ipod earbuds and that’s all I need. And this birdhouse…this birdhouse and this rucksack and this hat and the ipod earbuds, that’s all I need”

  9. “I hang the birdhouse. I hide in the tree. The bird comes to the birdhouse, and then BOOM! Dinner. And then legitimacy is once again mine!”

  10. He was great in the Go Bots.

  11. cc

    He’s off for his SEAL training with Spencer Pratt.

  12. Part of his survival class was to build his own Fleshlight.

  13. “Left… left… left… douchebag left!”

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