1. Never before have I wished I was a gay backup dancer. First time for everything.

  2. Short Round

    Thankfully, in the interest of nation security all dancers were quarantined by the CDC after the concert. However, an APB had to be issued regarding an escaped green wig.

  3. Slappy Magoo

    “I swear I heard something like “Help me find the keys to my truck so I can drive out of this thing!”

  4. Frankly

    Nothing unusual here.

  5. Dox

    “Is that….. anal seepage?”

  6. Kessha that You?

  7. spikedtounge

    Oh My God! It’s got my thumb!
    Quick, gnaw off the hand at the wrist before it pulls you in!

  8. JungleRed

    He just found the expiration date.

  9. “Seriously bro, where do you tuck it?”

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