Never before have I wished I was a gay backup dancer. First time for everything.
Thankfully, in the interest of nation security all dancers were quarantined by the CDC after the concert. However, an APB had to be issued regarding an escaped green wig.
“I swear I heard something like “Help me find the keys to my truck so I can drive out of this thing!”
I remember that one
Nothing unusual here.
“Is that….. anal seepage?”
Kessha that You?
Oh My God! It’s got my thumb!
Quick, gnaw off the hand at the wrist before it pulls you in!
He just found the expiration date.
“Seriously bro, where do you tuck it?”
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