superficial

  1. I owe Jonah Hill an apology. I get it now, dude.

  2. I’m Leonardo DiCaprio. Fuck exercise. Don’t need to bother.

  3. Oh no Leo. Don’t take workout advice from Jonah Hill.

  4. Short Round

    I’m starving! Where did I put that broccoli, I know it was here… Damn it Jonah! You pulled this for the last time!!! *starts eating ham sandwich*

  5. The world is fair…
    The world is fair…
    The world is fair…
    The world is fair…
    Damn you, Hollywood!!!

  6. yourmom

    Bearded & paunchy, Leo starts to look like your unemployed brother-in-law, yet still gets to bang supermodels.

  7. David

    Leonardo DiFatrio. HA! RIGHT? HA! HAHA! Ha…

  8. Is he playing Lea Michelle in his next movie?

  9. Slappy Magoo

    His heart won’t go on that much longer with that much insulation.

  10. Don’t worry guys, it’s for a role…. a bread roll covered in gravy and deep fried that is.

  11. coljack

    My goodness, Leo has reached the Jack Nicholson stage of his career* at a young age.

    *The point at which you’ve won so many Oscars, grossed so many billions, and had sex with so many gorgeous women that you can be fat and bearded and it won’t at all prevent you from continuing to win Oscars, gross millions, and have sex with whomever you feel like.

    • Father Dougal

      Jesus Christ, you’ve nailed it! Not only is this conceptually accurate, he’s even looking a bit like Jack in this shot.

    • Swearin

      Also known as the “Marlon Brando Private Island Hermit/Fuck Your Script Memorization, That’s What The Earpiece Is For” phase

  12. Zach Galifianakis has never looked better!

  13. Meanwhile, at the Samurai Delicatessen.

  14. Dox

    Those “Romeo” days are getting further and further from shore….

  15. whatever

    Gandolfini or Brando, which way to go… Leo?

  16. culito culito

    :( Ew what happened :(
    Son I am Disappoint.

  17. donkeylicks

    I keep telling my girlfriend that people say I look just like Leonardo Dicaprio and every single time she just rolls her eyes and says maybe you used to look like him when you were 18 or 19 but that 12 years ago.

    I’m just kidding I don’t have a girlfriend.

  18. Flatliner

    If Jack Dawson was this size, then I could understand the two of them not fitting on that board.

  19. Mwaddams

    There are so many punch lines for this shot, but I’m a small person and it just makes me feel better about myself. Yes, he is a better actor, but dunlapped into a physique I can own.

  20. I have NEVER understood why so many women find him sexy. Gross.

  21. The Orson Welles-ening.

  22. tlmck

    It’s good he selected the heavy duty chaise lounge.

  23. PassingTrue

    Another satisfied user of the Lohan fitness system.

    Titanic indeed.

  24. It's Always Sunny in Atlanta

    At least now we know how the Titanic sunk!

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