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  1. The “A” in TCA stands for ass.

  2. Looks like Lena Dunham had lipo done on her face.

  3. flabulicious! congrats on finally having that kid. now go away you bloated twat.

  4. Kris Jenner

    the dream is over.. Go home folks nothing to see here

  5. Josephus

    Now we know what Maria Shriver was looking at.

  6. renotastic

    Marms = mom arms.

  7. Oh shit. That baby really did a number on her. She went from sexy masseuse to Lena Dunham in a year.

  8. Tonethius

    Does anyone really think that she’s going to bounce back from this?
    I mean, fingers crossed and all, but I just don’t see it happening.

  9. Short Round

    Holy fetch me my harpoon Batman!

  10. yourmom

    Optical illusion pants are way easier than working out. They’re working, right? RIGHT??
    Eh, fuck it… I’m married!

  11. Slappy Magoo

    Fuck the toe, that’s camel hoof.

  12. Cap'n Obvious

    Stacy’s mom has gone south. Hard.

  13. The anti-Megan Fox.

  14. I know what you didn’t do last summer…exercise.

  15. Modeling the latest fashion from the Hillary Clinton collection, available exclusively at Kohl’s.

  16. CASA

    Where boners go to die.

  17. Hank E. Ring

    I thought black was slimming?

  18. Dr Plaid

    The only TV show shes going to be on is “Biggest Loser”

  19. Dox

    Its over folks. Gone are the abundant and bountiful breasts. The void was apparently filled by her hips….

  20. It all went downhill after Party of Five.

  21. Clearly she’s there to collect an award. TCA means Titanic Couch Ass right?

  22. George P Burdell

    Somebody tell NBC that we do not need a reboot “I Dream of Jeannie” on during Prime Time.

  23. tlmck

    Definitely had to cancel her show because nobody wants to get a handjob from that.

  24. PassingTrue

    Apparently Jabba the Hut did mate with the Princess.

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