She just took (and saw) her first selfie, didn’t she? Poor thing.
Hmph, the Sixth Sense isn’t as subtle as it used to be.
Now that’s funny!!
If she is just getting the “Honey, I knocked up the maid” text, she really should have sprung for a better cell phone plan.
Did she just come from the vet?
I see exactly what you mean, it does look like she is wearing “The Cone of Shame.”
“Someone needs to tell those two girls that is NOT what that cup is for!”
There’s a Stepford app now?
The T-800 just arrived in front of her…
Odd choice to play Mysterio in the next Spider-Man movie
Anthony Weiner just friended her.
That hyperbaric space helmet should prevent anymore unnecessary melting.
“Time is a cruel thief…” She used to be so well-spoken. Now, she’s stuck in her own thought bubble.
Too much exposure to Arnold apparently causes strange halos…..
Malificent is looking rough these days
She’s made it into the White House. Now it’s off to kill Jack Nicholson.
Her bra is showing, what a slut!
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