1. “…and then she said ‘sorry I’m straight, and I’m not into Scientology’ – then I started screeching and clawing like THIS”

  2. “So I pounced on him from behind like this… And he didn’t even flinch. It’s as if he was expecting it.”

  3. Short Round

    The praying mantis devours her mate after sex. So I guess it’s good for Will he’s aways hiding in the closet.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    As soon as Jaden opens his mouth, I just want to claw his eyes out.

  5. I here she is the Joker in the New Show Gotham

  6. Flatliner

    Reason #20,698 why After Earth sucked so bad: Jada was the inspiration for the monsters.

  7. Swearin

    “Sometimes, I like to sneak up behind him and go “Rawr, I’m a thetan!” He gets so scared, it’s a little joke we play”

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