Alec and Hilaria Baldwin at the opening night of 'Clever Little Lies' in East Hampton, NY. (July 20, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Giving her the “You thoughtless little pig” look.
They asked you what time it was?! You told them I’ll be out in 5 to kick their asses, right?
“Dammit Hilaria. I’m not going to let you turn my new daughter gay like Kim did with Ireland.”
— screamed the random black guy in the back of the theater.
“Hilaria, please try not to embarrass yourself by doing a downward dog on this mantlepiece.”
“Stop posting those weird photos on instagram!”
“You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real daddy!”
She looks pretty damn good. I mean before the black eye she gets in 3, 2, 1…
As the rage escalates, the vein is starting to throb in Alec’s temple. Hilaria desperately tries to decide which yoga pose will defuse the situation quickest.
“What do you mean 30 Rock wasn’t funny?”
“Put that coffee down!”
I’ve decided to retire from acting, in order to better pursue my first passion: spousal abuse.
”Who did you just call ”’GRANDPA” little girl?’
She is *so* about to get backhanded.
“Look I don’t know how else to say it, so here goes – I had a three way with your daughter and her black girlfriend.”
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