Andrew Dice Clay and Valerie Vasquez at a Starbucks in Studio City, CA. (July 19, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Sorry but this picture is mis-labeled. I’m almost certain that’s my shop teacher from high school in the mid-90’s
More like mid 70’s.
Eeww. Just, EWWWW!
There’s no way he still has enough cash…
I hate admitting this, but I still would. I always had a think for Dice. Don’t ask for an explanation… I’m sure it’s buried somewhere deep between not having a dad since I was three, and my best friend’s drunken father screaming about putting needles in his dick and then passing out under her kitchen table after threatening to kill himself when I was 12. But it’s there.
The only explanation is that George Clooney was her previous boyfriend.
He must have made some good investments.
She needed da money! OH!*
*Joke’s on her, Dice has no money.
“Hickory dickory dock,
This bitch was crushing my cock…”
Looks like Frank is trying out the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
Jack and Jill went up a hill…both with a buck and a quarter…Jill came down with 2.50…OHHHHH!!!
“Hickory dickory decker… I wish I could erect my pecker!”
Coming soon… Hip Surgery.
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