Making one of the Ninja Turtles black was a pretty bold choice.
Marms = mom arms.
Stop trying to make Marms happen.
I lost track. Was Calista the girlfriend when Newt dumped the wife with cancer, or was that another girlfriend.
Yes. She was the one he was cheating on his dying wife with. Classy guy, that Newt.
No, the girl he was cheating on cancer wife with was his second wife. Calista is the third wife: the one he started banging when he found out his second wife had MS..
It’s rare to see a photo where every single smile says “I so don’t want to be here.”
Except of course for every press photo from The View.
This looks like the weirdest cult…
The Four Horsemen – 2014 Edition
Just one grenade.
2 Chicks, 1 Nose.
One of these doesn’t belong. And it might not be the one you think it is.
You could etch diamonds with that nose.
Dis how chicken wear metal suit and hug Wookie Goldberg.
I bet that Calista can chicken-dance like nobody’s business.
That Fantastic Four reboot’s looking good.
Whoopi is rightfully shitfaced.
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