superficial

  1. Josephus

    Making one of the Ninja Turtles black was a pretty bold choice.

  2. renotastic

    Marms = mom arms.

  3. I lost track. Was Calista the girlfriend when Newt dumped the wife with cancer, or was that another girlfriend.

    • Yes. She was the one he was cheating on his dying wife with. Classy guy, that Newt.

    • jpc

      No, the girl he was cheating on cancer wife with was his second wife. Calista is the third wife: the one he started banging when he found out his second wife had MS..

      All class.

  4. Slappy Magoo

    It’s rare to see a photo where every single smile says “I so don’t want to be here.”

  5. cajunhawk

    This looks like the weirdest cult…

  6. The Four Horsemen – 2014 Edition

  7. Just one grenade.

  8. 2 Chicks, 1 Nose.

  9. Dr Plaid

    One of these doesn’t belong. And it might not be the one you think it is.

  10. Dox

    You could etch diamonds with that nose.

  11. Dis how chicken wear metal suit and hug Wookie Goldberg.

  12. I bet that Calista can chicken-dance like nobody’s business.

  13. That Fantastic Four reboot’s looking good.

  14. Voice of Reisling

    Whoopi is rightfully shitfaced.

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