Carly Rae Jepsen celebrating Canada Day in Toronto. (July 1, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
hate this bitch and her stupid song
If you shoot enough water into her mouth, you get tickets.
You know, I made a joke like this on the exact same post on which Little Richard inaugurated the black-microphone bit.
“Sure,” I says. “Cloning Shannen Doherty is no problem. But with those genes, no way we’re going to be able to keep its mouth shut.”
I don’t think they were understanding what I meant.
“And this is how I got my recording contract.”
And that was BEFORE the guy behind her shoved that water bottle up her ass!
So I’m guessing “Canada Day” makes a lot of men happy! Those Canadians are freaks, I tell you!
This is the worst thing to come out of Canada since Nickelback.
Speaking of which, I want my nickel back.
Um….I think you’re forgetting that Bieber is from Canada. At least Carly is a reasonably attractive female, instead of just looking like one a la Bieber.
Someone’s just heard Depp is single.
Fuck my face!! For Canada!!
I feel like the only person on Earth who’s never heard her song. Might as well just keep the streak going now, in case anyone tries to challenge the record.
Your move Kardashian!
The Canadian Kardashian
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But here’s my number.
And I’ll blow you, baby.
Little known Canadian tradition…celebrating Canada day by trying to fit your hand in your mouth.
A demonstration of how to extend her 15 minutes of fame
She sang “America the Beautiful” perfectly! Too bad she’s in Canada.
After saving the village with her thu’um, everyone knew she was Dragonborn!
Nope, I will not be calling you
If she can do what I think she can do with her mouth, I will definitely call you baby.
Pretty, pasty white chick with a huge mouth? Count me in.
Young Michele Bachmann’s reaction after learning the definition of ‘Jim Crow’.
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