superficial

  1. hate this bitch and her stupid song

  2. If you shoot enough water into her mouth, you get tickets.

  3. EricLr

    “Sure,” I says. “Cloning Shannen Doherty is no problem. But with those genes, no way we’re going to be able to keep its mouth shut.”

    I don’t think they were understanding what I meant.

  4. tlmck

    “And this is how I got my recording contract.”

  5. And that was BEFORE the guy behind her shoved that water bottle up her ass!

  6. Crissy

    So I’m guessing “Canada Day” makes a lot of men happy! Those Canadians are freaks, I tell you!

  7. This is the worst thing to come out of Canada since Nickelback.

  8. Someone’s just heard Depp is single.

  9. your mom

    Fuck my face!! For Canada!!

  10. Frunken

    I feel like the only person on Earth who’s never heard her song. Might as well just keep the streak going now, in case anyone tries to challenge the record.

  11. icu

    Your move Kardashian!

  12. dmbishop

    The Canadian Kardashian

  13. Hey, I just met you.
    And this is crazy.
    But here’s my number.
    And I’ll blow you, baby.

  14. cc

    Little known Canadian tradition…celebrating Canada day by trying to fit your hand in your mouth.

  15. Jill

    A demonstration of how to extend her 15 minutes of fame

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    She sang “America the Beautiful” perfectly! Too bad she’s in Canada.

  17. The Brown Streak

    After saving the village with her thu’um, everyone knew she was Dragonborn!

  18. someone

    Nope, I will not be calling you

  19. El Jefe

    If she can do what I think she can do with her mouth, I will definitely call you baby.

  20. …you’re hired.

  21. Pretty, pasty white chick with a huge mouth? Count me in.

  22. journalschism

    Young Michele Bachmann’s reaction after learning the definition of ‘Jim Crow’.

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