Kim Kardashian in Calabasas, CA. (June 30, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
This ass can obviously nuke a bathroom!
She isn’t armenian! Her family certainly come from north of Armenia, like Chernobyl… This explain the mutant ass…
…in other hand, ucranian women are very pretty…
Wait! There comes her mother DNA!
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Fucking ridiculous. Looks like she’s wearing an XL adult diaper.
You know what’s even more ridiculous? This is what she wore to church. Granted, “church” takes place in a conference room at the Agoura Hills Sheraton, but it’s what she considers church all the same.
It’s getting hard to tell the difference between Kim’s ass and Kourtney’s stomach.
The centaur lives again!!
That’s the first time I’ve seen maternity pants with a stretch panel in the ass.
Not attractive. How the fuck does she wipe her ass?!?!?!? There is no way she doesn’t leave brown streaks in her underwear.
Like the stegosaurus the Kardashian is able to move its enormous bulk thanks to a secondary brain, twenty times the size of the one contained in its cranial cavity, located in the hip region of the spinal cord.
Oh Damnnnnnnn! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Looks like she’s wearing diapers..
omg her ass just keeps getting bigger
I think it wants to take over the world :(
It’s getting into Beyonce territory now
OH HELLLLL NOOOOOO! Now, I don’t love Beyonce or anything like that!, but Beyonce’s ass NEVER looked like this! T
“I don’t care. It’s big. It’s black. It goes in my vagina. Now.”
“So THIS is the one with the steel reinforced seats? Good, because I haven’t been able to get that Smart Car out of my ass crack for weeks now.”
“I’ve gotta go. I think I saw a black man I haven’t slept with.”
Did you say this one has too much junk in the trunk? Why are you laughing?
Ok either shes gonna shit out a kid or thats a one big mother f’n tumor.
That’s the third time she’s been impounded by the police looking for a missing person stuffed in her trunk.
“Seriously! Every time I turn around, these cars all slide towards me. Maybe my belt is magnetic or something.”
As the late Ricardo Montalbán would probably say: “Bitch don’t you dare sit on my fine Corinthian leather.”
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