1. USDA Prime McBeef


    • uhhhhMOOO MOOO!!!!!!!

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      • Kojak

        This ass can obviously nuke a bathroom!
        She isn’t armenian! Her family certainly come from north of Armenia, like Chernobyl… This explain the mutant ass…
        …in other hand, ucranian women are very pretty…
        Wait! There comes her mother DNA!

    • Sven Golly

      Cow-ass-a-basas, CA.

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    • spartacus


  2. JPC

    Fucking ridiculous. Looks like she’s wearing an XL adult diaper.

    • You know what’s even more ridiculous? This is what she wore to church. Granted, “church” takes place in a conference room at the Agoura Hills Sheraton, but it’s what she considers church all the same.

  3. Viewer

    It’s getting hard to tell the difference between Kim’s ass and Kourtney’s stomach.

  4. The centaur lives again!!

  5. That’s the first time I’ve seen maternity pants with a stretch panel in the ass.

  6. me

    Not attractive. How the fuck does she wipe her ass?!?!?!? There is no way she doesn’t leave brown streaks in her underwear.

  7. Like the stegosaurus the Kardashian is able to move its enormous bulk thanks to a secondary brain, twenty times the size of the one contained in its cranial cavity, located in the hip region of the spinal cord.

  8. Crissy

    Oh Damnnnnnnn! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  9. R.

    Looks like she’s wearing diapers..

  10. yeahh

    omg her ass just keeps getting bigger

  11. “I don’t care. It’s big. It’s black. It goes in my vagina. Now.”

  12. Pipedreamer

    “So THIS is the one with the steel reinforced seats? Good, because I haven’t been able to get that Smart Car out of my ass crack for weeks now.”

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    “I’ve gotta go. I think I saw a black man I haven’t slept with.”

  14. paul

    Did you say this one has too much junk in the trunk? Why are you laughing?

  15. Isomss

    Ok either shes gonna shit out a kid or thats a one big mother f’n tumor.

  16. The Brown Streak

    That’s the third time she’s been impounded by the police looking for a missing person stuffed in her trunk.

  17. “Seriously! Every time I turn around, these cars all slide towards me. Maybe my belt is magnetic or something.”

  18. tlmck

    As the late Ricardo Montalb├ín would probably say: “Bitch don’t you dare sit on my fine Corinthian leather.”

  19. saavik001

    CalabAssAss, Ca?

  20. messenger

    potatoe bag!!!

  21. El Jefe

    That ass just looks nasty and disgusting. The stench must be just horrid.

  22. spartacus


  23. journalschism

    Terrible lead-in to the redhead bikini girl. She’ll lose half her audience.

  24. Visible Ink

    Who has the bigger trunk, her or the car? Warning, it’s a trick question.

  25. FUCK! I almost made it a day without seeing this asshole. Thanks a lot, Fish.

  26. Joe Mamma

    If a ninja came by and sliced her ass off wouldn’t her taught stomach muscles suddenly smash her face into the concrete? 1-800-FST-NNJA? I’d like to place an order please.

  27. Joe Mamma

    The only other thing in the world with weight distributed like that is a trebuchet.

    Idiots ->

  28. ri

    Didn’t anyone ever tell her you aren’t allowed to wear white after 200 lbs

  29. I smell Krispy Kreme – THIS WAY!!!!

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