Could someone please turn the lights down? My doctor warned me about melting…

His nose is just going to implode I think.

Can he be posed, or can we just change the clothes?

Hey Bruce! How many facelifts have you had?

Look, I’m only going to say this one more time…I do not have a daughter named Melissa, and I have never been married to a man named Edgar.

Hi, I used to be an Olympic, decathlete, American hero and now I’m the manservant to a soulless vampire woman.

“Guys, come on, no questions. I told you I can’t talk off-script, my wife would sue me if I did.”

You can do all you want with your face but you can’t stop the belt heading to your armpits

You got the location on this one wrong. Pretty sure it’s Madam Tusseaud’s.

Very lifelike.

I think the only reason people care about the Kardashian’s is that they know this guy is going to pull an O.J. sooner or later.

Hope Phelps is taking notes on what not to do

Charlize?? Is this for another one of those movies where you kind of ugly yourself up a little so you can win an Oscar?

Anybody want to see some dried Anderson Cooper jizz?

Why does this lady dress like a man?

Is it me or does he have “Cocaine Pinky Finger Nail”?

“could somebody please pick my nose for me ? my fingers are too big “

there’s a wax museaum at Parx Casino?

Is it too much to hope for that Bruce has his pilot’s license and flies his entire miserable clan into the side of a mountain? Too complicated, maybe?

The human cardboard cutout.

He looks like he looked into the arc of the covenant for 2 seconds. Maybe its Kim’s ass’ graviatational pull?