1. Could someone please turn the lights down? My doctor warned me about melting…

  2. His nose is just going to implode I think.

  3. EricLr

    Can he be posed, or can we just change the clothes?

  4. Joe

    Hey Bruce! How many facelifts have you had?

  5. Look, I’m only going to say this one more time…I do not have a daughter named Melissa, and I have never been married to a man named Edgar.

  6. blatt_rules

    Hi, I used to be an Olympic, decathlete, American hero and now I’m the manservant to a soulless vampire woman.

  7. Bonky

    “Guys, come on, no questions. I told you I can’t talk off-script, my wife would sue me if I did.”

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You can do all you want with your face but you can’t stop the belt heading to your armpits

  9. Contusion

    You got the location on this one wrong. Pretty sure it’s Madam Tusseaud’s.

  10. MRF

    Very lifelike.

  11. The Pope

    I think the only reason people care about the Kardashian’s is that they know this guy is going to pull an O.J. sooner or later.

  12. Frunken

    Hope Phelps is taking notes on what not to do

  13. crowjeaux

    Charlize?? Is this for another one of those movies where you kind of ugly yourself up a little so you can win an Oscar?

  14. The Brown Streak

    Anybody want to see some dried Anderson Cooper jizz?

  15. El Jefe

    Why does this lady dress like a man?

  16. Vladmir

    Is it me or does he have “Cocaine Pinky Finger Nail”?

  17. mbcl

    “could somebody please pick my nose for me ? my fingers are too big “

  18. jaqy

    there’s a wax museaum at Parx Casino?

  19. Is it too much to hope for that Bruce has his pilot’s license and flies his entire miserable clan into the side of a mountain? Too complicated, maybe?

  20. tlmck

    The human cardboard cutout.

  21. Joe Mamma

    He looks like he looked into the arc of the covenant for 2 seconds. Maybe its Kim’s ass’ graviatational pull?

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