1. Well, I know what I want for my birthday…

  2. Did he just get off a paddle boat on the Mississippi circa 1890?

  3. EricLr

    Wow, Morris Day has grown.

  4. “How can I not keep looking at them? They’re the same height as my eyes!”

    I’ll bet he says this all the time.

  5. Joe

    Carlton lives.

  6. tlmck

    “This is the last time I buy a bitch over the phone!”

  7. Whatchu talkin’ about, Willis?

  8. Sure, it’s all adorable and trophy wifey until she locks you in a raccoon cage and you end up shooting yourself in the chest and crying about how much it hurts while you take an hour to bleed to death.

    I guess he isn’t that short.

  9. He looks like an extra from Chariots of Fire.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    If you’re a racist you can get a letter from your doctor that lets you fly with one of them on Virgin

  11. Hank E. Ring

    Gary Coleman is alive?

  12. little turtle head

    Falk jermaine dupri is making us blacks look bad being with that white girl…

  13. little turtle head

    Damn jermaine dupri is making us blacks look bad being with that white girl…

  14. Frunken

    I feel like style now is to just look the opposite of whatever your lifestyle is. Born into a rich and famous family: dress like a hobo. Famous black rapper: dress like you’re at a yacht club on voting day. Meanwhile broke people in the ghetto dress in $500 shoes and stick diamonds everywhere they can.

  15. crowjeaux

    oh my GOD, get that man a giant lolly and stat!

  16. Pretty sure my grandparents had one of these in their garden when I was growing up.

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    That is the oldest “Make -A-Wish” kid I have ever seen.

  18. cc

    Not sure how you work ‘sacrebleu!’ into a rap song but he’s going to have to now.

  19. The Brown Streak

    They’re remaking Dorf at the Olympics! Cool!

  20. Bigalkie


  21. Bionic_Crouton

    Snow White and the missing eighth dwarf Caddy.

  22. El Jefe

    Black people fought for emancipation and equal rights and he decides to dress like this? Seriously?

  23. journalschism

    Hey, Beetlejuice is as bad as can and he knows he’s the best.

  24. Vladmir

    Dinklage sure is tan…

  25. jaqy

    oompaa loompa oompa dee do! I have a brand new artist for you!

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