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I think he has cankles.
Stop it… I do not have the cutest dimples… You’re embarrassing me…
-Jake Gyllenhal, forever eroding manliness…
Only fame still could get you that kind of reaction out of a pretty girl when you’re dressed like a serial killer’s composite drawing.
Jake: “I bet your brother is gorgeous.”
Girl [blushing]: “Oh, stop it.”
Jake: “Is he?”
Tee Hee…alright I guess…but why would you want to call me “Maggie” in bed?
“Hey I know, lets go become Scientologists!”
Jake and his two beards.
“giggidy giggidy goo”
He looks exactly like either a cartoon character or breakfast cereal mascot, but for the life of me I can’t think of which one…
His thought bubble: “You got no shot at keeping this dick longer than 24 hours. Well, 48 with ass play.”
The facial expression says “Lenny from ‘Of Mice and Men’”, the body posture…. well, also says “Lenny from ‘Of Mice and Men’”.
That girl is gonna get fucked! If she hasn’t already.
She looks like one of the Queen’s card minions from Alice and Wonderland. Off with her head!
Why yes I did have movie butt sex with Heath Ledger…