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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    I think he has cankles.

  2. Stop it… I do not have the cutest dimples… You’re embarrassing me…
    -Jake Gyllenhal, forever eroding manliness…

  3. EricLr

    Only fame still could get you that kind of reaction out of a pretty girl when you’re dressed like a serial killer’s composite drawing.

  4. catapostrophe

    Jake: “I bet your brother is gorgeous.”

    Girl [blushing]: “Oh, stop it.”

    Jake: “Is he?”

  5. Tee Hee…alright I guess…but why would you want to call me “Maggie” in bed?

  6. Frank Burns

    “Hey I know, lets go become Scientologists!”

  7. dani

    Jake and his two beards.

  8. ahah

    “giggidy giggidy goo”

  9. Jill

    He looks exactly like either a cartoon character or breakfast cereal mascot, but for the life of me I can’t think of which one…

  10. journalschism

    His thought bubble: “You got no shot at keeping this dick longer than 24 hours. Well, 48 with ass play.”

  11. The facial expression says “Lenny from ‘Of Mice and Men’”, the body posture…. well, also says “Lenny from ‘Of Mice and Men’”.

  12. That girl is gonna get fucked! If she hasn’t already.

  13. What what.inthebutt.

    She looks like one of the Queen’s card minions from Alice and Wonderland. Off with her head!

  14. AndyMayberry

    Why yes I did have movie butt sex with Heath Ledger…

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