Gwen Stefani with her son Kingston in Sherman Oaks, CA. (June 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Can’t say I blame the kid… Easy there little Oedipus..
With a mom like Gwen and a half-sister like Daisy Lowe, the kid’s gonna have issues.
Yeah…bulimia and anorexia to name a few.
Looks like someone is trying to outrun her past.
“That be my mom, mon.”
Those shoes are retarded
“Mommy, did you lose weight in your ankles?”
“Mommy, you’re an embarrassment.”
Boner Boy II
The Adventures of Kingston and the Magical Aesexual Ostrich.
She supervises the household staff, she eats once a week, she lives off her former musical glory–how does she manage all that and still find time to dress like a street corner hooker? She’s Super Mom!
Prepare for Paris Hilton’s pancake ass to sue Gwen Stefani’s pancake ass for identity theft.
No Kingston, Mommy has told you she isn’t a hooker, she just likes to dress like one for attention.
Even Gwen Stefani’s child sees that her career is a mere shadow of herself.
“Mommy, why does your reflection look like one of those hookers on the street corner ?”
Damnit, I knew I shouldn’t have lent Jessica Simpson my favorite shoes.
Hey Kingston, call Stephanie Seymour and she will explain that funny feeling in your pants !
“Mommy? What’s an anus and why does my gym teacher want to stick his tongue inside of yours?”
“Mommy, I just accidentally dropped my Hot Wheels car in your shoe.”
She obviously named him Kingston because she is reppin’ Jamaica HARD.
“mom where did your ass go?”
the outfit…mehhh. but i love gwen’s personality and shes got more talent than 90% of the women on this site.
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