Someone’s been hitting the thrift stores with Miley, I see.
She has the gangly, pasty legs of a ….wait, WTF? Why do her feet point two different directions???
I bet her head spins around when she’s angry also.
Most people walk in the direction they’re looking. In Amanda’s case, that can be problematical.
Looks like she’s been riding her stuffed horse too much.
What the F! Superficial! If I want to see alot of pasty ass women in ill fitting shorts, I’ll go to Walmart.
From the DVD extras of Splice.
$20 same as in town.
Who’s puppeteering this bitch ?
That’s a loose butthole.
Why, Yes, these shorts do make me look like I’m wearing those plastic pants you put over diapers.
Cue in Chicken Dance theme song
working out some kinks left over from being bitten in Jennifer’s Body
112 lbs is the maximum weightload of her car. Thank goodness she is friends with LeAnn Rimes.
Sharp knees, check.
Boney legs, check.
Chick seriously needs to invest in some SPF 1,000,000 and get some sun.
That’s just how I like my women. White, bony and sexy as hell.
Boney and sexy go together like dwarf and tall … or Don Zaloog and heterosexual.
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