1. USDA Prime McBeef

    If she doesn’t stand exactly like that, her panties fall down to her ankles.

  2. CranAppleSnapple

    Everything about that photo is so twisted and bizarre and out of proportion. It has to hurt when the normal you looks like a photoshop accident.

  3. I’d like to see a set of photo’s spaced at 3 month intervals from the time she was 18 to now. That way we could tell the approximate time she stopped looking like a human being.

  4. Josh

    I thought this was Shauna Sand until I read the caption. She’s lost way too much weight. Tits on a stick… next!

  5. For a moment there, I thought that she was holding Verne Troyer.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Very odd. Could be she thinks if she lets them go she’ll float to the ceiling

  7. Yes, this woman ran for governor of California during the 2003 recall election.

  8. DeucePickle

    Why is this the first we’ve heard of the “Red, White and Boobs” event ?
    That sounds awesome !

  9. broduh jenner

    awww, that’s cute. she dressed up as a the “red, white and boobs” event. Red (body) white (dress) fake (boobs)

  10. lillalliket

    has donatella gained weight?

  11. I’ve never seen Donatella look this good.

  12. Rosalie

    They’re mine and I won’t give them back.

  13. Is she somehow related to Shauna Sand?

  14. Mary Carey? More like Forehead Morehead.

  15. cc

    It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

  16. The Brown Streak

    Her dress shows the location of her boobs before each surgery.

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    What is holding her dress up besides dental floss and wishful thinking?

  18. El Jefe

    Love this chick, she does great porn.

  19. journalschism

    Run out of Shauna Sand pics?

  20. What the fuck happened to her face? she looks nothing like the Mary Cary I loved and jerked off to.

  21. Kitty

    Sorry Don Zaloog, the same face, the same old face., just seeing it with new eyes… that and she isn’t on set so she can’t take the extremely talented make up artists with her… yeah those people need to be commended, they do effin’ amazing work.

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