1. EricLr

    How much would we have to pay France to keep her? Because I’ll chip in.

  2. Jarrod

    “All Hail Hypnotoad!”

  3. Ever notice how as a chick gets older, your interest in seeing her titties goes down?

    On a scale of 1-10, Sharon is all the way down to 8 now. (hey, they’re still titties)

  4. tlmck

    Blake Lively version 1.0.

  5. Did you ever think you’d see the day where people are yelling, “Hey, Sharon Stone!! Put some clothes on!”?

  6. Sheppy


  7. Crissy

    Ok, Sharon we get it! You have boobs. With nipples. Ok, go away now!…

  8. Jonesy

    Thank you Ma’am for pointing me in the right direction, you’re such a sweet heart!!!

  9. yeahh

    I feel like her nipples could cut me

  10. scotta

    . .

    I’m sure that’s how you spell her name in Braille.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    So one’s Stalin and the other’s Brezhnev, you know, ‘pair of tits in red square’. But WHY?

  12. broduh jenner

    got my nipples in paris and they going gorillas (orangutan to be exact)

  13. MW

    You guys are nuts. I’d be all over that like a twenty-dollar suit.

  14. CK

    “Basic Instinct 3: Double Ice Picks”

  15. El Jefe

    Buy a bra grandma.

  16. Vladmir

    Tits or GTFO… Oh uh well then, Sharpie In The Pooper!

  17. Churerboy

    The Basic Instinct left her

  18. I could stare at those tits all day.

  19. What what.inthebutt.

    She looks like one of the Queen’s card-minions from Alice and Wonderland. Off with her head!

  20. fuckityfuck

    shes too hawt to be wearing table cloths

  21. Schmidtler

    I bet she’s happy obamacare was upheld -now she can keep up all those nipple icing procedures her AARP insurance won’t cover.

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