1. EricLr

    Now, now, there’s enough Simon for all fat chicks.

  2. You’d think being Cowell’s friend would land you better looking women…

    • mismy

      The thing is, none of those girls look like “women” to me. He gets that creepy, smug pimp look when he’s near teenage girls?? Gross…

  3. “Whoever called this place ‘Providence’ must have been drunk at the time.”

  4. Ok ladies go ahead and line up, Simon is ready to judge “Miss Cankle, Providence 2012″

  5. Simon Cowell turned Blake Lively into a dwarf!

  6. tlmck

    Fans of singing competitions should not gather all in one place. It might throw the earth’s orbit out of whack.

  7. doogleberg

    In every picture of a fat girl wearing shorts there’s a Simon Cowell in the background saying it all with a facial expression.

  8. Bonky

    He’s traveled the world and has seen every type of woman. But for Simon Cowell, there is nothing like the pasty skinned, cottage cheese thighed gals of Providence, Rhode Island.

  9. broduh jenner

    nice to see kelly clarkson and simon hanging out again.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There’s always ones of people waiting to meet him wherever he goes

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  12. Anon

    Why are all the comments about that random teenage girl and her normal body? Seriously people need to grow up.

  13. The Brown Streak

    A Simon Cowell mask? Oh, you are so clever Skarsgard!

  14. flimflam

    Simon Cowell gets that kind of tail EV-VER-REE NIGHT!

  15. On the left is a perfect hybrid of Ryan Gosling, David Guetta, and some years of wear and tear.

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