superficial

  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    spongebob with gumball eyes conquers all.

  2. EricLr

    She’s practicing the skills that will get her half his money one day. He’s practicing the skills that will get him a chipped tooth one day.

  3. I don’t think she could send him signals that are any more obvious… I can literally see the plan flying over his head…

  4. Tom

    I’d love to see a real biker stomp the shit out of that little bitch. And by little bitch, I of course mean Bieber.

  5. Everyone who’s ever said that Justin Bieber was a box-muncher is now vindicated.

  6. Selena: “see, you just take it down like this..grrggllggg”
    Justin: “Usher likes me to use my molars, nom-nom-nom”

  7. Jarrod

    “No Justin, like THIS.”

  8. Mmmmmmmm…this popicle makes me think about sucking a man’s weiner.

    I like SpongeBob!

  9. Joe

    Seems about right: the LesBeaver’s eating box.

  10. anonymous

    Wow r these two still eating each other’s pussies? I thought they broke up.

  11. Bonky

    You know there’s something really wrong when your boyfriend spends more time on makeup, hair and clothes than you do.

  12. yeahh

    I like her better with black hair color

  13. little turtle head

    Justin did you forget already? I said no teeth!

  14. Frunken

    Does he even dress himself?

  15. icu

    I almost mistook him for a 1%er

  16. anonym

    They seem to be enjoying their youth.

    almost makes me miss my childhood……

  17. Jill

    When did Selena Gomez turn into young Maura Tierney?

  18. The Brown Streak

    They should really stop making condom packaging so tough to open. That’s how all these damn Canadians get born. (Except Nickelback. Everybody loves Nickelback.)

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    Not seen are the dirty old men and the lesbians across the street debating on who they would do.

  20. El Jefe

    Why is he out eating ice cream with Bristol Palin?

  21. jomama

    Eat shit & die you pathetic fuck.

  22. Watch and learn from Selena, Justin. No teeth. I thought Usher already went over this with you.

  23. njvadlnal

    selena gomez is really ugly talentless plain jane girl, nothing special from her, justin bieber tasteless as ever

  24. PirateHunter

    “Selena…Selena! Look! Ha ha, don’t I look like an old timey douche checking to see if it’s real gold? Fuck….it’s not real gold. MOOOOMMMMM!!! Why isn’t my samwich on real gold bread??”

  25. Schmidtler

    Ice Ice Baby! Is that Vanilla Ice Junior?

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