“Outta the way, dude! That Whopper has my name allll over it!!”
After mom and Kim, there wasnt enough Photoshop left for poor Khloe.
OH, MY GOD…I now understand why she married him after 1 week or whatever. PROPORTIONS!…It was all about proportions
Exactly, she looks much less sasquatchy next to him.
I know! I just had the same epiphany. Why have we not realized this before?
she must suck a mean dick…I mean….why else??
I bet you could use one of her boots like the Goomba shoe from Mario Bros. 3
She’s missing a whip and he’s missing a saddle.
The saddle goes on her.
She’s probably pissed off that she didn’t get to wear her sweats. I would think they’re her pant of choice.
Khloe needs to have a rule about when pictures can be taken of her….she should never be photographed without Lamar in the picture. When Lamar is in the picture Khloe looks almost petite or at least juniors sized instead of her usual “behemoth on steroids”.
That explains the smell.
Khloe is the only Kardashian that was born with a huge ass……Kim had to pay for hers.
He’s ready to kick it with the TV remote and some chips while she goes fly fishing…
Mom jeans (with cameltoe)…Don’t these chicks own a clothing boutique? Hire a better stylist already.
She doesn’t have cameltoe. On her it is either moose Knuckle or Wookie paw.
I LOVE IT
It’s the Wookie…and its trainer…
Mmm, they got cheesecake on a stick, I’ll take it from here Lamar.
He looks tiny next to her.
Just look at the man. He looks like he could be riding the short bus.
Khloe: “Uhn, I hit with stick, you finish off *grunt*”
Those shades make her look like a well-fed Frida Kahlo.
“That’s right! My man be makin’ me look all normal sized and stuff.”
“Dats why she marry me?”
I warned you Lamar, now you are getting the “genital cuff”.
“Sorry sir, but a leash law is in effect in this neighborhood so I don’t care if it’s so close, it can still put its fingernails on you…it needs to be a on a leash. Now.”
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