1. Deacon Jones

    Seriously, who gave this wannabe Guinea fashion advice?

  2. Turd Ferguson

    Please tell me he is just visiting, no way this loser lives in Beverly.
    Hills that is.

  3. Motherfucker stole my girlfriend’s tank top.

  4. Fletch

    Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet
    A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
    It woke up the spider
    Who lived deep inside her.
    He said “Hey, free electric and gas.”

  5. Look at those shoes. This guy is comedy gold.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Snake eyes from here on in

  7. MrsWrong

    That settles it. Starbucks and a girlie shirt…NOT sexy.

  8. Turd Ferguson

    nice satchel.

  9. Canadianhouseguest


  10. PoorMaryKelly

    By the looks of him he should end up on Dr. Drew’s House of Hasbeens any time now.

  11. hbw

    Hickory Dickory Dock, I’m ready to suck some cock

  12. The Critical Crassness

    This guy has been a “Hasbeen” so long,he now has permanent status as a “Whywasheever”!

  13. Spare any change?

  14. bob

    I like his friend in the background with the matching purse.

  15. chupacabra

    Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, this oft-missed character from this season’s Jersey Shore woke up with a bag-hangover. Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck

  16. ugasean

    Khloe loves to grab a coffee and go for a stroll down Rodeo Drive.

  17. DonDopey

    “Little boy blew… he needed the money! Remember that joke? Yeah it’s funny how life can sometimes imitate art. You in?”

  18. Ismoss

    Remember when he was important enough to get band from MTV

  19. Oversized glasses, long shorts, fanny pack, Iced latte…it’s either Dice or my Aunt Linda.

  20. I’d see a doctor about those armpit spider veins. Also, I’d ask him if he could do something about being Andrew Dice Clay.

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