Jersey Shore's The Situation in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 15, 2011)
“I take my straw, and drink your MILKSHAKE”
Half of this picture is awesome.
Did youse just say 14 is legal in Jersey?!
I mean, you LOOK old enough to smoosh…
It looks like Deep Roy moved to Jersey and turned into a douchebag
Girls? The rumor that I carry more water in my abs than a camels hump is simply not true.
You ain’t seen my gut yet?
Is it just me or does it seem like he’s selling shamwows?
“You mean you girls were born and raised in New Jersey and AREN’T drunken sluts?”
It’s spelled T-H-E?
Her shorts say it all.
“Hey, you girls wanna help me find a lost puppy?”
if his arms were bigger he could play Popeye
Must be one DTF and one grenade.
“I can do big jobbies in the grown-up po-po…wanna see?”
No he’s Mutt. I’m Jeff. You must have heard of us.
No, no, no, you’se totally lost, it’s a left at da’ funnel cake stand and den a right at da’ deep fried Snickers shack. Ask Snookie when you’se get there.
I thought it was “Former Jersey Shore’s The Situation in Seaside Heights, NJ.”
No, bitch-ass fame-manwhore crawled back to the show about five seconds after “quitting.”
If we stay very still…maybe he will go away…nope…
always most informative to see animals in their native habitat. and is that chick really wearing pauly shore shorts? maybe Sitch has a chance.
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