superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    “I take my straw, and drink your MILKSHAKE”

  2. The Pope of Cleveland

    Half of this picture is awesome.

  3. stamos

    Did youse just say 14 is legal in Jersey?!

  4. Earl Pants

    It looks like Deep Roy moved to Jersey and turned into a douchebag

  5. Who's roughing who?

    Girls? The rumor that I carry more water in my abs than a camels hump is simply not true.

  6. You ain’t seen my gut yet?

  7. MrsWrong

    Is it just me or does it seem like he’s selling shamwows?

  8. TomFrank

    “You mean you girls were born and raised in New Jersey and AREN’T drunken sluts?”

  9. Turd Ferguson

    Serious?
    It’s spelled T-H-E?

  10. Kaitlin

    Her shorts say it all.

  11. lemon

    “Hey, you girls wanna help me find a lost puppy?”

  12. bday55

    if his arms were bigger he could play Popeye

  13. PoorMaryKelly

    Must be one DTF and one grenade.

  14. GuyLeDouche

    “I can do big jobbies in the grown-up po-po…wanna see?”

  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    No he’s Mutt. I’m Jeff. You must have heard of us.

  16. No, no, no, you’se totally lost, it’s a left at da’ funnel cake stand and den a right at da’ deep fried Snickers shack. Ask Snookie when you’se get there.

  17. Clueless

    I thought it was “Former Jersey Shore’s The Situation in Seaside Heights, NJ.”

  18. Squishy

    If we stay very still…maybe he will go away…nope…

  19. whiskeyafternoon

    always most informative to see animals in their native habitat. and is that chick really wearing pauly shore shorts? maybe Sitch has a chance.

  20. dontlooknow

    “Duuhhh, boobies!”

  21. chopped75

    Coming this fall, “The ringer 2″

  22. Problem?

    What would it take to put a massive hole in that ego? Because I want to be the one to do it.

  23. chupacabra

    This is the ultimate paradox, the ego is so large it seems to be folding in upon itself – OMG! It’s the singularity! RUN!

  24. Sin

    You will let me do what to you? Both? All I have to do is mention your name on tv? Oh yeah!!

  25. BigDaddy

    All you have to do is give me your 13yr old virginity and I will let you party with the girls of Jersey shorel.Maybe I’ll even be your boyfriend.

  26. ugasean

    “And they, um, they’re gonna let me get rabbits. An’ I’m gonna get to tend ‘em. And I ain’t gonna let Snooki eat any of ‘em, like she did the cats.”.

  27. bassackwards

    this was just a waste of space

  28. vlad

    you charge how much? get outta town!

  29. *says in a deep dopey voice…

    “ehhh ehhh halloooo there…little girls….do you..want some candy?????

  30. “Bob’s Big Boy? Never heard of it. Why?”

  31. Nobody

    “How much for a bj? No I only got $20 – I can buy me a dozen turkey burgers for that.”

  32. Fuck!

    Those are my daughters.

  33. Well, do you have any friends over the age of 16,,,maybe a sister?

  34. Problem?

    Yo, how much do I have to pay you to keep up the charade that I am straight? You want HOW MUCH?!

  35. kb

    you’re how old? yea it’s spelled S-I-C-H-U — wait.

  36. he has the weird body proportions of the worlds tallest midget.

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