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  1. Deacon Jones

    “Ok, who’s getting the ballon knot first tonight, boys?”

  2. Turd Ferguson

    Is Ringling Bros in town again?

  3. Darcy

    “Can I get you boys some hot coco?” (See what I did there?)

  4. baron of all media

    This looks like a Diff’rent Strokes reunion without the pedophiliac Santa Clause.

  5. Cock Dr

    Coco looks tired. It must be strenuous to carry around all of that…..well THAT, especially in the summer heat.

    • Jack Ketch

      For a woman in her early 30′s, she looks liked a well-preserved 48 or so … gah. Whatever her age, she is downright gross.

  6. Mars

    Is Ice-T an Olympic Judo Master?

  7. Who ordered the Chinese finger trap?

  8. Raoul

    “Nice chain, Rodman, but I get a medal for sleeping with this.”

  9. I’ll take “3 people who have no business anywhere near a ‘Fashion Week’” for $500, Alex.

  10. Colin

    I’m pretty sure Dennis Rodman is thinking, “Bitch stole my dress.”

  11. Apparently Miami is to fashion as meth is to Flintstone Vitamins.

  12. Lemmiwinks

    Now there’s a good recipe for Coco-nutcream pie!

  13. likeapeach

    Shit Jessica Simpson lost weight?

  14. hbw

    2 tits and 2 boobs. Nice combo.

  15. Squishy

    Some how seems fitting that all three of them would end up together at some point.

  16. Canadianhouseguest

    “Hah! Look at me, hanging with these two boobs!”

  17. dontlooknow

    Lookit those sweater cows

  18. bob

    All three of them have gone full retard

  19. IceT

    fully loaded only 94000 miles all brand new front end and a lotta large trunk space.

  20. “yes, i had sex with them both. the one on the right has a 7 inch penis”

  21. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And this is only Monday. The end of Mercedes Benz Fashion week is going to look like The Walking Dead.

  22. Gumption

    I looove me some Coco. She works out and is fit. Yes her figure is all exaggerated porportions but that is her look and she works it like a magician. Plus I like that heart shape on top of her killer buns. Now, if only Coco wouldl sit on Kim K and her hideous ass and snuff them out.

  23. techman

    That’s a preview of Jessica Simpson’s future.

  24. chupacabra

    Ba-donk-a-donk.

  25. justuhbill

    That’s four of the biggest boobs I’ve ever seen.

  26. MILF

    She could have easily fit a Mercedes-Benz between her boobs for a great MBZ Fashion Week promo shot.

  27. Weird. I usually have a hard time looking away from train wrecks, not at them.

  28. I could drive a boat show through the space between her tits.

  29. GuyLeDouche

    The Benz executive who thought this one up was shot at dawn in Stuttgart, .

  30. Looks like Ice-T won a Piston Cup, I didn’t even know he was in “Cars”. He was probably the old busted Cadillac that was rear ending the sloppy bloated orange school bus.

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