superficial

  1. Turd Ferguson

    Close the borders and KEEP them there please.

  2. Babs

    It’s just not possible that she’s human.

  3. MrsWrong

    Nothing says class like leaving the house in slippers and with 9 fake nails

    • Gumption

      good eye! This is so disgusting I am ending my superficial browsing for today and walking over to East Harlem for some eats in the hopes someone bashes me over the head in the process so I can rid my memory of this visual assault.

  4. Richard McBeef

    Herpes. Yes, it is the Situation.

  5. PoorMaryKelly

    All that spaghetti must have gone to her feet.

  6. That’s probably the smallest stool that’s ever touched her ass.

  7. Hugh Jass

    Oh that’s something I never thought I’d see…. zebra feet on elephant legs.

  8. pdan

    Didn’t know they made hobbit shoes in white tiger print.

  9. JC

    Which version of hepatitis makes your feet swell up?

  10. Squishy

    Well, her shoe size matches the rest of her.

  11. fx35

    finally they stopped calling them stars

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You forget how crap Hanna-Barbera really was

  13. chupacabra

    Shoes in proportion to the power of reason, I see.

  14. Jill

    Slippers are the new shoulder-pads.

  15. Ismoss

    The Situation looks more like Popeye all th freakin time. Snookie looks like Olive Oil, after she ate Wimpy.

  16. Safety man

    I would so like to bitch slap the shit out of this slut!!

  17. She looks like she is subtly trying to lift her butt cheek to leak out a fart. Good for her. She can blame the stench on the Situation’s cologne.

  18. its me fuckers

    these are the sunglasses I wear and how I hold my mouth before he goes all Spiderman on me and wacks off in his hand then flings it in my face.

  19. In 2011 technology has now allowed us to identify douchebags by only their footwear.

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