Close the borders and KEEP them there please.
It’s just not possible that she’s human.
Nothing says class like leaving the house in slippers and with 9 fake nails
good eye! This is so disgusting I am ending my superficial browsing for today and walking over to East Harlem for some eats in the hopes someone bashes me over the head in the process so I can rid my memory of this visual assault.
The lost one is stuck up her nose. She is a deep picker.
Herpes. Yes, it is the Situation.
All that spaghetti must have gone to her feet.
That’s probably the smallest stool that’s ever touched her ass.
+1 probably the cleanest too.
Oh that’s something I never thought I’d see…. zebra feet on elephant legs.
Didn’t know they made hobbit shoes in white tiger print.
Which version of hepatitis makes your feet swell up?
Well, her shoe size matches the rest of her.
finally they stopped calling them stars
You forget how crap Hanna-Barbera really was
Shoes in proportion to the power of reason, I see.
Slippers are the new shoulder-pads.
The Situation looks more like Popeye all th freakin time. Snookie looks like Olive Oil, after she ate Wimpy.
I would so like to bitch slap the shit out of this slut!!
She looks like she is subtly trying to lift her butt cheek to leak out a fart. Good for her. She can blame the stench on the Situation’s cologne.
these are the sunglasses I wear and how I hold my mouth before he goes all Spiderman on me and wacks off in his hand then flings it in my face.
In 2011 technology has now allowed us to identify douchebags by only their footwear.
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Jersey Shore's Snooki and The Situation in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 15, 2011)