Britney Spears performing in New Orleans. (July 15, 2011)
That will be one unappetizing mouthful.
What do you mean, unappetizing. The top is the best part of the muffin.
The sound of my lunch in my lap.
“Oh god! Not Taco Bell again!!”
That dancer just caught a whiff.
2 girls one …dressing table?
Essen Mein Shiza!
“Meer, meer, onna wall, who’s the purtiest one of all?”
This here is the hole ma babies come out of!
No they didn’t
“Wait. Ya’ll mean this ain’t the shitter?”
is this some sort of glass bottom boat?
I wonder if she travels with her own butcher to make him into cheeseburgers for her or if she just eats him as is?
Yeah, but as satire it’s genius
Be thankful that isn’t a magnifying glass.
Superficial reader and contest winner, Bleachhawk St. Asseater, collects his prize.
Where did this dancer’s head come from? Enter the magic mirror Britney… Come in and find out…: http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed-monday-7-18-11-07-2011/0718-the-crap-we-missed-24
I’m confused: which one’s Cartman’s mom?
Like a day shift stripper in a trashy club.
Red beans ‘n’ rice di’nt miss her.
New Orleans? With what’s about to happen there, I would’ve guessed Germany…
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