superficial

  1. baron of all media

    Tobey Maguire in Venice, CA, about to drive home Ben Affleck’s car.

  2. He looks like a Tobey.

  3. Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He’s a man who knows that when you put another man’s cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He’s a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

  4. Squishy

    Still the best spiderman yet.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Will Tobey Maguire’s mother please come and collect him at the store manager’s office. The mother of Tobey Maguire.

  6. Sin

    On his daily irrelevant walk.

  7. Dr Ha-Ha

    There’s something off about this guy. I can’t place it.

  8. One poorly placed musical number in a superhero movie will strip cool from you forever.

  9. Allison Wunderlan

    Is that a deck of cards in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

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