“Newly released photographs indicate Sam Jones may actually be a cannibal. In other news….”

Someone tell Sterling Archer … there *IS* a Whore Island!

Why do we have to scroll through the painful thumbnails gallery that does not retain the current picture to finally see the most interesting pictures ?!

That poor Grey Goose bottle has no idea where it is about to end up. Hint: more douche than shots . . .

How many blondes does it take to open an already open bottle of vodka?

Not looking forward to the next three pictures.

Holy Moses! I guess Sam is the dude. Does he have a four foot dick or he’s related to someone with money? Gross!

So, this is where Hef used to cum?

haha the slutty old upside-down swim suit top trick, doesn´t always work apparently

The one on the right looks depressed and ashamed.
I would be too.

Grey Goose Vodka – For those times when you remember that you’re just a whore. ™

That guy is taking the risk of a lifetime trailing his feet in that water with those two crotches immersed in it at the same time.

Ya know you kinda have to feel bad for black guys. 400 years of oppression and they think they can get even by banging old, fat, ugly white women or bleached out trail park trash like this. Oh god bless him let’m have their dream.

“I’m the smart one. I’m the smart one. I’m the smart one.”