Marisa Tomei in New York City. (July 16, 2011)
I nominate this dress for “Ugliest of the Year”.
I second that!
Fuck the Academy!
fappable for almost 2 decades with no sign of slowing.
Yes, it’s Fucking ugly! And I know I’m getting fat, get the fuck away!
This shout-out goes to all the guys who masturbated into their sisters’ Raggedy Anne dolls.
Italian foreplay in action.
“Blah blah blah. Ugly dress blarga blarga blarg. Yammer, yammer. Quilts.”
“Oh yea? Well nobody said I COULDN”T make a dress out of the AIDS quilt!”
PMS at its best.
Oh yeah, you blend.
:) good times
Costanza dodged a bullet.
YOU’D STILL FUCK ME!!
“It’s been 19 years, Vanessa! Get over it! I’m not giving it back, bitch!”
And then I put on my printed dress and was all like “BYAAAAAHH!”
“AYYYY! I’M WALKIN’ IN A TABLECLOTH HERE!”
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