“I don’t got time to bullshit with you”
Shit I thought the Predator took him out years ago.
“i put the butcher knife up to her neck and i said, ‘you’d better start fryin up my eggs a lot better ‘n you been fryin em… i’m tired of eating sloppy, slimy eggs.'”
He must have landed the crazy Drosselmeyer role for Christmas.
Looks like Christopher Lloyd grabbed some bling on his last trip back to the 60’s.
“No. Really. I really did use to be a governor. But enough about me. What are you up to these days, Keanu?”
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. Frilly coats and tucked in Hendrix shirts will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me
“No, son, I don’t go by ‘The Body’ anymore, because…well, it’s kind of obvious, isn’t it?”
Cops break up a Metamucil deal on the streets of LA
Last stop: Governor of Minnesota. Next stop: Secretary-General of the United Nations. Sure, you laughed about the first one too.
“Do you like Hendrix, Jesse?” “Depends.” “On what, Jesse?” “Eh? er no, I’m just wearing Depends.”
Very distinguished looking…
“No, I’m Jesse Ventura. JERRY Garcia is dead, man.”
from a SEAL in the Navy to a Seal’s scrotum.
This is why you should not leagalize weed.
Craig T. Nelson has NOT aged well.
His neck skin is tucked into his t-shirt tucked into his pants.
I just tabbed up to look at the picture for inspiration, and the hand pointer thing from my mouse was right on his junk.
I need to get a new computer.
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