1. Deacon Jones

    “I don’t got time to bullshit with you”

  2. Turd Ferguson

    Shit I thought the Predator took him out years ago.

  3. bewbs

    “i put the butcher knife up to her neck and i said, ‘you’d better start fryin up my eggs a lot better ‘n you been fryin em… i’m tired of eating sloppy, slimy eggs.’”

  4. PoorMaryKelly

    He must have landed the crazy Drosselmeyer role for Christmas.

  5. Dina

    Looks like Christopher Lloyd grabbed some bling on his last trip back to the 60′s.

  6. Raoul

    “No. Really. I really did use to be a governor. But enough about me. What are you up to these days, Keanu?”

  7. Richard McBeef

    Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. Frilly coats and tucked in Hendrix shirts will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me

  8. JC

    “No, son, I don’t go by ‘The Body’ anymore, because…well, it’s kind of obvious, isn’t it?”

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Cops break up a Metamucil deal on the streets of LA

  10. Last stop: Governor of Minnesota. Next stop: Secretary-General of the United Nations. Sure, you laughed about the first one too.

  11. GuyLeDouche

    “Do you like Hendrix, Jesse?” “Depends.” “On what, Jesse?” “Eh? er no, I’m just wearing Depends.”

  12. Squishy

    Very distinguished looking…

  13. Canadianhouseguest

    “No, I’m Jesse Ventura. JERRY Garcia is dead, man.”

  14. whiskeyafternoon

    from a SEAL in the Navy to a Seal’s scrotum.

  15. Heywood Jablowme

    No teefus!

  16. Sin

    This is why you should not leagalize weed.

  17. DonDopey

    Craig T. Nelson has NOT aged well.

  18. His neck skin is tucked into his t-shirt tucked into his pants.

  19. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    I just tabbed up to look at the picture for inspiration, and the hand pointer thing from my mouse was right on his junk.
    I need to get a new computer.

  20. GuidotheRed

    “And then I woke up with a state senate resolution on my desk, and realized, ‘Woah – am I governor of Minnesota? And where are my pants?’ Hehe, good times.”

  21. CharmlessMan

    “I’ve got a bunker in the hills with the body of an alien in it. It’s wearing an Illuminati ring and has a checkout receipt from the Bilderberg Hotel.”

    • no shit, dude never heard a paranoid conspiracy he didn’t think was gospel. I heard him talking once about someone put a “bone fone” radio on him from the 1970′s and he was straight up convinced it was Roswell alien technology.

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