superficial

  1. Turd Ferguson

    Has this Mulletard inked himself with “Douche” yet, just to remind himself?

  2. “See here??? This is where I tattooed my princess’s vag to remind me of how special she is…”

  3. OK, I get he has Cherokee ancestors, but did someone tell him that Geronimo was Apache and not Cherokee.

  4. PoorMaryKelly

    Geronimo? I thought it was Snookie holding a rifle.

  5. This picture is taken a moment too soon. The cooter tat is actually in the palm of his hand . . .

  6. Yeah, nice tats, but I’m still not forgetting the jeans tucked into the cowboy boots and the Achey Breaky dance.

  7. Lemmiwinks

    “Dang it! That ain’t the way you spell ‘Daddy’s favorite million-dollar fuck-muffin!’”

  8. ohmyword

    “This here tat used to be Miley… but I added a beard after she done become a teenie slut, so now it’s the Jesus Christ.”

  9. Colin

    “So I looked at my tattoo and thought, “What would Jesus do?,” and so I fucked her silly.”

    “Um, I’m pretty sure Jesus never fucked anyone. And didn’t have a daughter.”

    “Nonsense! My pastor said that Jesus spent so much time screwin’ his daughter, he didn’t even have time to screw his son, so he let his priest friend do it.”

    “So you let your pastor have gay sex with your son?”

    “It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch, says so in the Bible.”

  10. bob

    “Yeah I had my fist up his ass, why can you see remnants?”

  11. whiskeyafternoon

    that right there where they inject the CLASSY

  12. Sin

    Fuck! Where did my needle go?

  13. ugasean

    “Maybe I should just save the world a lot of trouble and slit ‘em…eh, the horses are kind of already out of the barn on that I guess. Time for a chalupa!”

  14. “Geronimo says he wants to have sex with Hannah Montana. I think I’ma let him.”

  15. GuyLeDouche

    “That’s to remind me when it’s time for my skydiving lesson.”

  16. g-moonie

    “Yeah, I’m a cutter….”

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