He is juggling. You can’t see the ball bearings?
“Sir Ian, yes I know you have semen on your hands but if you’ll step this way we can get you to your orgy…”
“You SHALL pass, Sir Ian”.
“I swear, the guy’s balls were THIS big…”
What bothers me isn’t that he thinks he’s carrying an invisible baby Frodo. It’s that he’s staring at his invisible baby dick.
He makes being a Grand Olde Queen look effortless & fun.
Show us his boyfriend(s); you know he’s got a hot young ‘un.
“Please look closely at all the fucks I give, gentlemen.”
“Don’t look at him, don’t touch him, don’t let anyone else touch him. Don’t make a scene. For God’s sake he’s Gandalf AND Magneto- the nerds will fucking riot.”
He’s too awesome for words.
I guess it’s true, if your hands are bigger than your face you’re gay.
“Right this way, Gandalf the Pink!”
There were no paper towels in the men’s room.
Do these look like the hands of a CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS?!!
“Please let me thru, gentlemen. I have to go put a quarter in the meter.”
Stand Back…I’m doing MAGIC!
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