1. dontkillthemessenger

    What was the charity… Save Mickey’s Hairline from Extinction?

  2. Johnny P!

    The suit, the sunglasses, the silk handkerchief in the pocket and whatever other accessories he has on… Rourke’s probably wearing $15k+ of merch, and he still manages to look homeless.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That’s a gay rugby player and the man who’s written a screenplay of his life. In the home of the Newport Dragons. If they raise enough to buy Mickey a comb they’ll be lucky.

  4. “Look at this! I can leave my fingerprint in this guy’s face. What the hell are you Mickey Rourke?”

  5. I’m kind of scared to know that I, for the first time ever, have had the same thought as Mickey Rourke. That thought being, “Who the fuck is this guy?”

  6. looking at his hair made my eyeballs burn.

  7. cc

    Yes, Mickey, dressing like a 30s mobster will go well with the rest of your ‘look’.

  8. HollywoodOutsider

    That’s the best Mickey’s looked in centuries.

  9. puddleduck

    was that a fundraising event or an HAIR – RAISING event?

  10. King Diamond

    THe Joker

  11. CanadianHouseguest

    What’s grampa doing to grandma?

  12. He has officially turned into a skeksi.

  13. Do you suppose that Mickey Rourke climbs out of bed, goes in to take a leak, looks at old pix of himself from when he looked human, and says, “What the FUCK was I thinking…???”

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