superficial

  1. Crissy

    Oh jesusssss! When you thought this mess could not possibly get any worse, IT IS AGING!!!

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And the grape dress let out a little wine

  3. In the audience, there is a terrified person who just now realized his mistake of opening that M&Ms bag…

  4. Johnny P!

    No matter how famous (or infamous) African-Americans are, they sure do seem to love their fast food.

  5. Watching pointless week after pointless week of American Idol has given us this. Happy now, America? Too bad there’s nothing else to do out there.

  6. broduh jenner

    fantasia burrito

  7. Sheppy

    We can see your spanks.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Nuh-UH! Put it on a treadmill! Now!

  9. Purple was a bold choice.

  10. Oh lawd, Jebus! It’s a diet! Ain’t nobody got time for dat!

  11. Joe

    14:55, 14:45, 14:47 . . ..

  12. Try as I might, I just don’t think I’ll ever figure out Tyler Perry.

  13. Contusion

    “They just opened a new Pop-Eyes?”

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “CONCERTS OVERI SMELL FOOD!!!

  15. cc

    She’s moving on up…toooo the east side.

  16. “Hide the milkshakes! It’s the Grimace!!!”

  17. Amazed

    the folks in the first couple rows should be worried about flopsweat…

  18. Joe

    Stop the show. Call 911! They’re out of McNuggets.

  19. Is it me, or is there an epidemic of bad ink going on?

  20. I’d look like that too if I saw Kim barreling at me while I held a black microphone.

  21. tlmck

    You can take the ho out of the hood, but…

  22. Schmidtler

    I didn’t know Shirley Hemphill was a singer. Hey Hey Hey!

  23. Phoenix

    Pig.

  24. Chet

    There’s an angry woman in the back of the room holding up a sign. Now that she can read at a 5th grade level, ‘Tasia grasps its meaning: “Take some more tylenol bitch.”

  25. FattyMcGee

    Ghetto Hulk SMASH!!

  26. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “And then I was like, ‘Shit y’all! I can eat ALL I want and Weight Watchers will PAY me to lose it?’ DAAYYYMM! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?”

  27. Omigod…it’s my first wife. Bitch took me for everything I had…

  28. harshfucker420

    Wow bitch. Eat less.

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