The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.16.12
Kendall Jenner and Mason Disick in Malibu. (July 14, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.16.12
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*gasp of horror*
We need an emergency application of boardwalk fries, and a smoothie…RIGHT NOW.
I’ll ship a large poutine down from Canada.
“Honey, can you carry the football? Your auntie’s arms can’t handle the weight.”
“Pencil and Son of Whore”
I think we’ve conclusively shown that “huge ass” is a paternal gene.
Where’s Aubrey O’Day? What a jip!
Fuck the both of them. Just for the simple fact that they are Kardashians and no good can come from that.
Nah, Jenner gave them the tall and thin genes.
Except that neither is a Kardashian.
I don’t give a damn what their last name is. They have Kardashian blood in them. Fuck ‘em.
cut her some slack, she’s only 16 and im sure in a few years she’ll chub up just like the rest of the k-klan
If not, Kris will force her under the fat injection machine.
At her debutante, does she get her pick of the rappers to piss on her?
pull the string kid! pull it!
“Auntie, is this ‘balls deep’? Daddy keeps saying that whenever you come to visit.”
My dick is thicker than her legs.
To train for her future, they’re off to play “Hide The Football”.
Chris Hanson told me to keep on moving.
“Come on! We only have so much time until the football has to go back to Aunt Kim’s ‘special place.’ “
Aww, how cute, they’re training him to be a football star so Aunt Kim will have another pro athlete to bang when she’s 50
Pictures like these remind me food is for poor people.