Shauna Sand with her daughters Isabella and Alexandra in Paris. (July 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
They get to go on a holiday every time they threaten to look her up on Google
I guess if my dad was Lorenzo Lamas and my mom was one of his ditzy Playboy trophy wives, I’d be pretty depressed too.
Oh, the world-weary ennui of having to wait a few more years until you’re of legal age to become a stripper or a porn actress.
It must be crushing to those girls…
And they’re all wearing 7 inch clear Lucite heels.
No big deal about her being braless. Shauna’s nipples have been publicly exposed thousands of times in those children’s lifetimes.
I’m not sure if mummified leathery discs consisting of 90% dehidrated scar tissue and 10% assorted silicates even qualify as “nipples” anymore.
I guess the old joke about being so good at sex that “you fucked her brains out and her whole family’s” had more than a little truth to it, after all!
I specifically said, “no pepperoni.”
Do those girls even stand a chance?
It surely does not look like it.
“Excuse me..could the chubby one move her head out of the way of the nipple please…PERFECT!”
Even they won’t look her in the eyes.
Three girls, one brain.
This is what embarrassment looks like.
Embarrassment… Or full on shame?
Isabella, here’s a new word you should learn, and learn it well ‘emancipation’.
Fuck, this is as embarrassing as being caught out with Dad.
Those poor creatures have the exact facial expressions you’d expect.
“Don’t look. Don’t look. Don’t look. They’re covered up. They’re not showing right through the fabric. I’m not going to need therapy for the rest of my life. Don’t look.”
I wonder if they know that Momma’s a Ho?
Our mom’s a whore. Dad says he can’t wait till we grow and be just like her.
Karma: Paying millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery to feel beautiful and having two daughters more naturally beautiful than you are, who are clearly disgusted by your looks.
Boob Job: $28,000
Face lift, rhinoplasty, and lip implants: $60,000
Having two daughters more beautiful than you: Priceless.
Isn’t it lovely how the scintillating repartee between Mom and daughters can totally brighten up the surroundings like a ray of morning sunshine…???
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