They look like a suburban couple of lower-middle income shopping at Wal-Mart.
Apparently having a baby has that effect on you.

“Adele, hey Adele, over here!”

The dynamic “Mike Comrie”…

Is that my twin sister behind me wearing the Cadillac logo t-shirt? I’m afraid I don’t really understand your question.

“I carried this thing for eleven fucking months! It’s your turn!”

I’m liking how thick she is these days. Looks sexy.

Obviously she’s angling to replace Jessica Simpson at Weight Watchers.

Hmm…so that’s what giving up looks like.

Sure, wearing head to toe black is slimming, but Jesus! It’s summer. Put on some jorts. Yes, the paps are going to take pictures of your cellulite, but people are going to make fun of you on the internet regardless. You might as well be comfortable.

chubbah-wubbah!

The day black officially resigned as a slimming color.

I call shenanigans. There must be some sort of hotness filter on that pap’s lens.

It looks like someone just stretched the photo in Photoshop.

if her husband looks like that, what’s the point of her being hot?

Hehe, the kid looks awesome.
Ah what the hell, so does she.

Did he put on sympathy weight too?

She’s on every black man’s “Hot 100″ for sure.

Well, at least he got that ONE GOOD BJ!

at least the baby is cute.

So which one used to be the NHL goon?

“Good afternoon, Ms. Duff. I am from La Leche League, sent here to observe you suckling your child…juuuust to make sure you’re doing it properly and all…”

Hope it was worth destroying your wifes body. Sucker

Bet if I fucked her the room would smell like cheetos.