1. Cate

    Ahhh, yes. The perfect shade of Douchebaggery Lilac.

  2. Johnny P!

    He’s lost a lot of weight.
    Guess the KKK (Kardshian Kunt Klan) claim the lion’s share of the food on the table…

  3. Is it sad that the Jared Leto look makes him look *less* feminine?

  4. He makes my fucking blood boil.

  5. Colin


  6. Mike Walker

    Looks like Luke Wilson trying to sneak into a NAMBLA meeting.

  7. I’m not looking forward to this Jim Carrey remake of “Philadelphia”.

  8. JosieBelle

    has anyone ever seen this guy and Jared Leto in the same room? Just sayin’….

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    His crotch is dematerialising

    • EvilFuck

      He stuck it in a Lardassian… Al least twice… Would have expected it to fester, wither then rot off by now.

  10. kimmykimkim

    I underestimated his potential creepiness.

  11. Frank Burns

    “I . . I was a human being, once.”

  12. He looks like someone photoshopped an unrelated collection of body parts into one big douchebag.

  13. Little Tongue

    This guy has obviously been psychologically castrated.

  14. Cocaine chic. The shoe tassels are a nice touch.

  15. cc

    So we are to believe this guy was some kind of Hamptons stud?

  16. Bonky

    “Mom, this is my boyfriend Scott, isn’t he dreamy ?”

  17. anonymous

    Wow…Michael Scott doesn’t look like he is doing to well since leaving The Office.

  18. Joe

    Check out my beard. Oh yeah, and my facial hair.

  19. tlmck

    Something tells me the only way he impregnated a Kardashian is through a specimen jar.

  20. Urvag

    Who is this guy and why hasn’t he eaten anything in the last 5 months?

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    Awww… Did the douche lose his bag?

  22. Bionic_Crouton

    He looks like a bad villian from an eighties teenage comedy.

  23. Heffe

    Thanks for the 1.2 seconds of wasted visible wavelength.

  24. El Jefe

    He looks like he has AIDS. One can only hope.

  25. annie_nonymous

    Dude went from looking like Christian Bale in American Psycho to looking like Jason Schwartzman with AIDS.

  26. Jack Ketch

    He looks like he just came from the bathroom and can’t quite remember if he’s wiped himself. Also, who’s the asshole who is giving all these fab snarky comments the thumbs down ??

  27. Roseanne Barr

    Somebody is giving a thumbs down for the best comments!! Bugger off!!

  28. adolf33

    you broke my heart, fredo

  29. “As Scott completes his turn you’ll notice the pin-striped walking shorts from Giorgio of Beverly Hills have two hidden pleats allowing for expansion in the event of pregnancy…”

  30. LockNLoad

    All I can come up with is “wow, what a douche.”, but I see it’s already been covered.


  31. squishy

    Was he recently Dx with a tape worm?!?

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