He’s on Clooney’s lake, but he ain’t no Clooney.
You mean he isnt gay
I don’t get the whole Channing Tatum thing…
He’s got a big flat face with two little beady eyes set too close together, a stupid name, and he’s a so-so actor with no real emotional depth.
BUT, he obviously goes to the gym a lot, and doesn’t mind taking his clothes off onscreen, so I guess some 50+ year old gay producer in Hollywood saw him and thought: “SEX SYMBOL!!!”
I totally agree, I don’t get it.
He just seems like kind of a dork.
But then again, I’m a heterosexual male.
I suspect it’s a kind of male “big dumb sexy” version of a female “skinny dumb and sexy” thing.
He doesn’t do it for me…mostly because he’s a dude. Trying to find deeper explanation for his attraction to others just seems a little gay.
The 2 words that immediately come to my mind when I see his photos are “doofus” and “lunkhead”.
Scream his name in a Cold Water Creek on sales day and watch the hot flashes fly.
i’m a heterosexual female and even i don’t understand the appeal.
It’s all about who works cheap in Hollywood these days. The bean counters have the final say over producers, directors, etc…
Jenna: Doctor Tatum, when I do this, my arms hurt.
Tatum: Don’t do that then! Thank you, thank you, we’ll be here all week ladies and gentlemen!
“What? Me worry?”
“Honey, don’t worry. I saw Tommy Lee do this in that sex tape…”
I thought those love dolls sure have come a long way. nice investment!
She does look very mannikin-like.
He’s that special type of ventriloquist who touches his balls and the grotesque doll moves and talks
Clooney left Tatum to drive the boat while he went “down below”.
I would punch a puppy in the face if it meant I could be that helm for 10 seconds.
As Channing pounds his pudding at the helm, he thinks to himself, “Well, it is a pleasure boat, after all.”
Laugh at him all you like, but he’s using his dick as a rudder.
Who the hells orders a Real Doll that looks like their spouse? The purpose is to order one that doesn’t.
“You can let go of the wheel, Channing. I’ve got it.”
Channing Tatum takes his Real Doll out for the day.
He’s the male equivalent of dumb blonde with big jugs.
I think this is pretty much like all the women who make catty comments about beautiful women on here…. jealousy rearing it’s ugly head. It’s ok, guys, he is attractive. It doesn’t make YOU less attractive. Grow up.
I hate to mention it, but unless I miss my guess, the guys who posted are probably no Channing Tatum. If they were, they would be out “workin it,” not posting comments during their off hours, on a celebrity website… Now, all that aside, have you seen Magic Mike???
Let me describe the Channing Tatum infatuation for the gentlemen : He’s our version of a Jessica Alba. Or Jessica Biel.
Yeah baby. Put it in the dock wit your actin’ skills. I’m gonna practice looking badass!
Did he just jerk off in her hair?
THE PORN VERSION OF WEEKEND AT BERNIES
It’s really humble of him to wind her back up in front of the paparazzi.
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