Is he at Farrah Abraham’s birthday party?
Woah, how did award season sneak up on me so quick? It’s a well known fact that the North American Hairstyling Award is an early baromete for the Academy Awards. With this win, he has to be considered an early frontrunner for the Oscar too, right?
Goddamnit, that should be “barometer”.
This isn’t even the gayest Award he’s won this week.
So someone else styles his hair and Mario wins the award?
All that and he does hair too? Fabulous!!!
Next up: a hopeful top three finish in the Skinny Tie competition.
He styles hair now? Is there anything this man can’t do?
What’s he doing with John Hamm’s cock ring?
“Mario Lopez receiving The 2013 North America Crystal Vagina Award at the Manadalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Vegas. (July 14, 2013)”
Sorry, lots of type-o’s folks:
“Mario Lopez receiving The 2013 North America Crystal Vagina Award at the Manadagay Gay Hotel and Gaysino in Vegays. (July 14, 2013)”
He showed up to get a hairstyling award, really? How shit is his career?
“and I couldn’t be more proud to accept this beautiful award…
It is modeled on my own sphincter after spending a weekend at a hairstyling awards show. Thank you all who worked so very, very hard to make this possible, you know who you are.”
I wonder how much they paid him to accept this thing. Or maybe he was already in Vegas anyway and he figured What the fuck. It comes with a free sandwich…
Interesting, the trophy is a representation of a gay man doing a pirouette.
It would probably be a lot easier to just put on an “I am gay” t-shirt.
For some reason, the Goatse Awards never get as much press as the Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys.
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