as i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep, and if i die before i wake, i pray kanye’s soul you do so take.
You realize he’s praying to himself, right?
“If you convict George Zimmerman, I promise to stop being friends with Gwyneth Paltrow…”
No wonder Yahoo!’s stock is down.
“Who wants a microphone balloon animal?”
When did Bill Cosby start wearing big gold chains?
Michael Winslow’s comeback failed miserably when he realized it was no longer the 1980s and virtually everyone had forgotten about the Police Academy films.
So they’re advertising e-cigarrettes using Joe Camel?
He waxes his arms? How gangsta.
Serious question: Are the super-duper-heavy-duty-industrial-strength-bigger-than-big gold chains worn ironically?
And now for my new song….Hey…hey…hey….it’s Fat Albert.
“Hold up, y’all. I finna sneeze right quick.”
That’s the biggest damn e-cigarette I’ve ever seen.
I call this the “roll”; Jackman really likes it..
“By God, he does sound exactly like a harmonica.”
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