1. broduhjenner

    as i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep, and if i die before i wake, i pray kanye’s soul you do so take.

  2. “If you convict George Zimmerman, I promise to stop being friends with Gwyneth Paltrow…”

  3. tlmck

    No wonder Yahoo!’s stock is down.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Who wants a microphone balloon animal?”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    When did Bill Cosby start wearing big gold chains?

  6. Fishballs

    Michael Winslow’s comeback failed miserably when he realized it was no longer the 1980s and virtually everyone had forgotten about the Police Academy films.

  7. “Oughga-loug-phalala-fallahg-gahllorgh-lough-thuurgh-groughalala…


  8. MomsErectNipples

    So they’re advertising e-cigarrettes using Joe Camel?

  9. He waxes his arms? How gangsta.

  10. Mos

    Serious question: Are the super-duper-heavy-duty-industrial-strength-bigger-than-big gold chains worn ironically?

  11. EricLR

    And now for my new song….Hey…hey…hey….it’s Fat Albert.

  12. catapostrophe

    “Hold up, y’all. I finna sneeze right quick.”

  13. That’s the biggest damn e-cigarette I’ve ever seen.

  14. I call this the “roll”; Jackman really likes it..

  15. “By God, he does sound exactly like a harmonica.”

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