1. dontkillthemessenger

    The only 2 black people in Italy happen to have a cop walking directly behind them?

    I’m sure it’s a coincidence.

  2. I’m so glad Weezy remarried!

  3. Jacquestrap

    The transformation to Morgan Freeman is nearly complete.

  4. I always imagined Sam’s wife would be wearing a Kangol cap.
    Backwards.

  5. Jade25479

    “I’m sorry, did my bulge break your concentration?”

  6. WhyHaveMoney?

    Sam has to have money after acting in 200+ movies. Do yourself a favor and get a Trophy Wife at this point! Damn!

  7. Royale with cheese.
    Cottage cheese.
    Lotta cheese.

  8. Jules

    I wouldn’t go so far as to call the wife fat. She’s got a weight problem. What’s the n****r gonna do, her mom named her “LaTanya”.

  9. Props with sticking with your wife and not dumping her for a trophy wife. God knows the whores are just waiting for the opportunity.

  10. “Not ONE motherfuckin’ Chinese restaurant in all of Italy? You suppose they have any Goddamned rib joints?”

  11. This helps explain why he so angry all of the time.

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