Scarlett Johansson and Matthew McConaughey on the set of a Dolce & Gabbana commercial in New York City. (July 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Wait, why is your shirt on?”
“Those aren’t bongos.”
She doesn’t do it for me anymore. She used to be much hotter.
Child-molester-in-chief Woody Allen sucked the life right out of her.
“His constant farting left her exhausted.”
“You want me to put that thing in my mouth?”
“….sometimes….I masturbate while I move my bowels…”
Uh oh, looks like someone just got handed a basic math problem.
Matty could use a little dermabrasion while Scarlett seems to have her zits mostly under control.
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