superficial

  1. Leg day, not even once.

  2. PassingTrue

    The football just distracts from this scene.

  3. Ronaldo

    Ah! how sweet, a young girl playing football with her grandfather.

  4. Dude, if you want it to stick in there, you’re going to have to throw it overhand.

  5. JimBB

    He didn’t actually catch the ball, but he did deliver an hour-long incoherent rant about the *concept* of the ball afterward.

  6. cc

    If he’s trying to toss the ball into her ass, longitudinally would probably be easier.

  7. Icehawg

    “….ly shit. I have a girlfriend. Holy shit. I have a girlfriend. Holy shit. I have a girlf—CATCH IT—riend. Holy shit. I have a girlfriend. Holy shit. I have a girlfri…..”

  8. Voice of Reisling

    The mean old coach forced the one-legged girl into playing center — when she’d always previously played tight end — causing her to resort to using her ponytail to help her balance on the unsteady sand.

  9. caley

    “Wow you really can hike it without using your hands!”

  10. Great White Pygmy

    Must hike faster.

  11. “Next, the ping pong balls!!”

  12. He was looking for some snapper.

  13. “I uh, uh, uh, I, uh, I s-, I s-, I say, uh, uh, uh, I, uh, I say, uh, I, uh, I say hut.”

  14. Vlad

    Poot!

  15. Flatliner

    Jeff is so fly.

  16. Absolutely amazing. He’s actually able to keep his eyes on the ball

  17. “I’m going to give it a virus.”

  18. He was in his 30′s when she was born…no shes not a gold digger or anything, you got her based on your ravishing super jew looks jeff

    • Amanda

      She is a year older than me and I would fuck that man without hesitation. I have loved him since Jurassic Park and I dont see that stopping any time soon.

  19. Slappy Magoo

    Why is she upside down? Did Goldblum fuck her so silly she thinks she’s Hilaria Baldwin?

  20. One of the greatest players of all time to have play the Game, relaxing with his 31-years-old/former gymnast girlfriend…

    Makes Clooney look like a goddamn quitter.

  21. Swearin

    “Now remember our deal; after dinner, I get to be the receiver.”

  22. whatever

    more gross old men with their young ho’s

  23. whatever

    oh my god the potential photoshopping of this picture, a kid could do it :D

  24. I fucking love Jeff Goldblum.

  25. tlmck

    He dropped it.

  26. Even catching a football his hands are doing that shit they always do.

  27. Hayden

    10 to 1 that Jeff does not catch this ball (or even know it is coming)!

  28. donkeylicks

    “Thats what I love about nature. It’s one big toilet.”

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